LOL - Ben Forta blogged about this, but it truly has to be seen to be believed.

The first restaurant chain staffed entirely by COBOL and FORTRAN programmers. Who'd have thought that there would still be at place in this world for COBOL and FORTRAN programmers! Check it out at Bouncin' Burger. Look out McDonald's and Burger King - these guys are riding the bleeding edge - LOL.
Sid Wing
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